If you are attracted to this, are you a pedo?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 69 | June 2, 2018 5:12 AM |
I have never heard of him, but those eyes! He's fucking gorgeous, even if he does seem douche-y.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 20, 2014 8:28 PM |
That's the oldest looking 14 year old ever.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 20, 2014 8:31 PM |
He may have the muscles, but we've got what really counts.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 20, 2014 8:34 PM |
Yuck. To much development for a 14 y o
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 20, 2014 8:35 PM |
What is that white thing on his foot? It looks ridiculous, like vintage porn old men having sex with black socks on.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 20, 2014 8:35 PM |
Scary, revolting and totally inappropriate for a 14-year-old to be a "professional body builder", let alone to look like that.
Bad enough when an adult fucks his body up with steroids, but a kid? I feel bad for him, both for how mentally messed-up he must be to have done all that at his age, and for all the health problems he's certain to have sooner rather than later.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 20, 2014 9:27 PM |
He'll be lucky to see 40.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 20, 2014 10:18 PM |
I know about like low IQs. There was this mental guy in our school, he was like Mongolian or something and he was like so dumb. We called him mental but like his real name was Igor.
Anyway Igor would get all mad when we called him shit brains. Low IQ people are definitely violent. And they burn things. I tell you only adopted children are more likely to start fires.
I don't know what ever happened to Igor, I guess he got AIDS or something.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 20, 2014 10:25 PM |
He claims to have never taken a drug in his whole life. Read the caption.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 20, 2014 10:37 PM |
And strangely enough, he'll mysteriously develop a brain tumor like so many other steroid junkies.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 20, 2014 10:41 PM |
[quote]He'll be lucky to see 40.
Ha! He's age 45 today. The pic of him age 14 is from the wayback machine.
I know about him somewhat. He has made a big deal out of being a "natural" bodybuilder, but what that really means is that all the wack supplements he's taken over the years have not quite crossed the line into outright anabolic/illegal stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 20, 2014 10:46 PM |
I'd want him in me quite deeply, but there's no room in my bed for a full-length mirror as well.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 20, 2014 10:49 PM |
Yeah, but what's that white thing on his foot?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 20, 2014 11:56 PM |
I love his modest little Instagram profile description: "Mike O'Hearn Dominated competitive physical culture: bodybuilding, powerlifting, strongman, & martial arts. His extraordinary accomplishments speak for themselves."
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 20, 2014 11:59 PM |
I'd have guessed him at 20.
No way that's 14.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 21, 2014 12:07 AM |
His Instagram account would keep a psychiatrist in a full-time employment for a decade.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 21, 2014 12:12 AM |
There is no way that is natural at 14....no way.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 21, 2014 12:25 AM |
R15 that's clearly a tear in the print. It's a scan of an old photograph.
I mean duh.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 21, 2014 12:26 AM |
Hey R14, that's not a problem at all. You just need to secure the mirror to the ceiling and we'll be good to go.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 21, 2014 12:28 AM |
Here is another photo of him at 14... Christ, he would have already been eligible for the "big pecs that jut out" thread.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | July 21, 2014 12:30 AM |
Classic body dysmorphic disorder.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 21, 2014 12:36 AM |
[quote]What is that white thing on his foot?
I believe that is the top to his bikini.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 21, 2014 12:40 AM |
It doesn't surprise me. Stupid people are stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 21, 2014 12:47 AM |
Stay tuned for next week when I show you what happened after puberty!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 21, 2014 12:50 AM |
let's just but it this way:
no court would convict you
and the jealousy here is amusing. like a bunch of fat fraus calling a model anorexic
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 21, 2014 12:52 AM |
Totally Ephebo, a keeper for another 4 years...
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 21, 2014 12:53 AM |
His ex-wife Midajah was a fitness model and managed Scott "Steroid" Steiner in WCW Wrestling.
She had huge collegen lips and breast implants. Very plastic looking.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 21, 2014 12:59 AM |
[quote]let's just but it this way:
No ifs, ands, or buts!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 21, 2014 1:16 AM |
He's good looking with a great body but waaaaaay too much of a narcissist for my liking. That personality flaw is such a turn off.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 21, 2014 1:27 AM |
Damn, looking good for 45!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 32 | July 21, 2014 1:35 AM |
Those pics at age 14 are incredible, but get a load of Dad.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 21, 2014 1:38 AM |
He does not look good for 45.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 21, 2014 1:43 AM |
R32 I can't help but think that something is off with what surrounds his skull.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 21, 2014 2:33 AM |
I used to compete in amateur bodybuilding contests when i was much younger. I will admit that there were certain people who would should up in the audience at the competition who gave off a very creepy vibes.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 21, 2014 2:44 AM |
He looks worked out - but he doesn't look "good". It really looks scary and not healthy. Of course, I've never liked the over-the-top vein popping look.
He's handsome but he sounds exhausting to be around. Not all of that is "natural" - no way.
For what it's worth - my brother developed early and was his full adult size at 14. He body built and was bench-pressing 375 pounds at 15.
So yes - it can be done at that age.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 21, 2014 2:46 AM |
R22, funny that his parents are so proud.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 21, 2014 2:55 AM |
Mike is gorgeous and committed to his body. And I work out with him and support him all the way.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 21, 2014 3:26 AM |
R39 = good one, Nephew Troll.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 21, 2014 12:49 PM |
He looks a lot older than 14.
He must have lied about his age now and have to subtract a few years from the picture to make everything even!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 21, 2014 12:59 PM |
I was thinking the same thing, R41. Tura Satana's bio is like that, with her in high school at 12, married at 13, but in reality she just shaved a few years off later and had to compensate for it in her biography.
O'Hearn looks really young in those photos, but I'd say 17 or 18, not 14.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 21, 2014 1:14 PM |
And it looks like he has added Botox and fillers to his workout regimen.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 21, 2014 2:21 PM |
How many steroids was he on if he looks like THAT at 14?
How old is he now? Any recent pics?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 7, 2014 12:35 AM |
It's not a dilemma for me, OP, the pic doesn't turn me on. He probably could pass for 18 though. Definitely looks more man than boy.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 7, 2014 12:41 AM |
I've been in lust with him ever since he was on that late '90s American Gladiators knock-off show BATTLEDOME.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 47 | September 7, 2014 12:47 AM |
My Battledome crush was the ultra-masculine stud Bubba King.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 7, 2014 12:51 AM |
Over the years, I have been a competitive body builder including competing in the teenage age ranks.
Most trainers will not start serious weight training with a teenage boy until the boy is at least 15 years old. Even at the teen level, most of the successful competitors are 18 and 19 year olds
With the exception of Casey Viator back in the early 70s, there are very few successful hardcore bodybuilders age 20 and under.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 29, 2014 5:27 AM |
I remember him form Battle Dome but I thought Christian Boeving was hotter.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 29, 2014 5:54 AM |
14 is 14, OP. The straight guys don't get away with the "but she looked older" excuse and neither would you.
R27 is a fucking idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 29, 2014 6:02 AM |
Ugh,he is so gross looking now but oh my goodness,was he ever hot up until a few years ago. I bet his narcissism is exhausting to be around.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 29, 2014 6:04 AM |
Christian Boeving did a porn with Zak Spears.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 57 | December 29, 2014 1:52 PM |
I think it was already mentioned upthread, R57. I own that porno.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 30, 2014 12:31 AM |
Dead at 40? Yeah because fitness models all die so young. He's near 50 now and looks better than he ever has?
There are no other steroid related brain cancers ever. Lyle Alzedo thinks it might have been from using growth hormone for over 20 years but that link has never been proven.
Why do people always feel the need to comment on steroids and possible health issues? Do you also have to comment when someone drinks, smokes, overeats or never exercises?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 9, 2015 2:24 AM |
Because the majority won't admit they use steroids, R60. They comment on the inadmissable evidence.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 9, 2015 2:34 AM |
Word to the wise, stay off the train tracks, bro.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 9, 2015 3:09 AM |
He's now 50 and still as egotistical as ever. And built like a brick shipyard!
But of course 'all natural'...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 64 | June 2, 2018 3:38 AM |
What's he doing to his face?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 66 | June 2, 2018 3:52 AM |
Oh hon, you should've seen him at 13 !
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 68 | June 2, 2018 4:21 AM |
[quote]What's he doing to his face?
A surprise to no one, he's apparently had some plastic surgery to tighten things up and I'd guess botox. Lip injections also - that's a tougher call. But a real question is why the very sunken cheeks and minimal subcutaneous fat, especially in the face but also apparent on the other parts of his body.
Also, I know he's probably spent his entire life with the heavily styled hair, but it's time to accept that he's either going bald or thinning and get a cut and style that is more appropriate. That just looks nasty.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 69 | June 2, 2018 5:12 AM |
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